what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 362,990 notes
Number One from Billy Mack, it’s “Christmas Is All Around.”
Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!
Monday, September 1, 2014 with 10,018 notes
Of course what we witness here is a basic misunderstanding of the principle of the headbutt.
Monday, September 1, 2014 with 8,325 notes